A whole family wearing crocs
The father was a too old for the jeans and hat he was sporting
He was playing a harmonica while his women folk (all wearing funny bits of material wrapped around their coiffeured heads) all simpered with delight
i bet they had mung beans in their hessian shopping bags
Where are the gay body-poppers and vomiting teenagers? where are the pierced rockerbillies with mexican skull tattoos?
Oh - it's OK readers - PHEW - a very drunk homeless man is asleep in a neighbours doorway a couple of doors down on the opposite side.
THAT - my darlings - was a close one.